House isms

Like I previously mentioned, I have recently been obsessed with House. Here are my five favorite House isms that I have come across so far in season five.

People should not be testing drugs because they're desperate. But, people won't test drugs unless they're desperate. We need drugs to save children and puppies, ergo we need desperate people, ergo welfare kills sick children. 5.03

You "lost track of your speed"? I think that was Hitler's excuse. Lost track of the Jews. No one held him responsible.  5.04 

There's a reason that we've evolved the feeling of awkwardness it tells us not to talk about things. 5.07 

If you don't think your life is worth more than someone else's then sign your donar card and kill yourself. 5.09 

Religion is not the opiate of the masses. Religion is the placebo of the masses. 5.15

And this isn't a House ism, it's just a quote from House I like:

You're going to spend one day of your life on your deathbed. It's he other 25,000 we should be worried about. 5.14